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Classic Logo T-Shirt - Black
$30.00

For the scholars in the crowd who need the "official" breakdown. Spoiler: the definition is whatever Brad says it is on any given night. Educational AND offensive—multitasking at its finest.

This isn't your basic "Live Laugh Love" merch—it's for people who prefer their wardrobe to have a felony-level sense of humor. Limited vibes (some past drops like the ultra-rare Jism Sweater were capped at 30 pieces), so grab it before Brad decides the joke's run its course and pivots to artisanal guitar picks instead.

Support the art, confuse your dry cleaner, and maybe even get a chuckle out of Brad himself if he spots you wearing it at one of his shows. Your move, fashion victim.

Jism Definition T-Shirt - White
$30.00
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Classic Logo T-Shirt - White
$30.00
Simple, clean, and logo-forward. Perfect for when you want to rep Brad without explaining anything. Wear it to open mics and watch other comics nod approvingly while secretly judging your font choice.

This isn't your basic "Live Laugh Love" merch—it's for people who prefer their wardrobe to have a felony-level sense of humor. Limited vibes (some past drops like the ultra-rare Jism Sweater were capped at 30 pieces), so grab it before Brad decides the joke's run its course and pivots to artisanal guitar picks instead.

Support the art, confuse your dry cleaner, and maybe even get a chuckle out of Brad himself if he spots you wearing it at one of his shows. Your move, fashion victim.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Jism x Logo Hoodie - White/ Black
$45.00

Ah yes, the flagship piece. Cozy enough for Chicago winters, bold enough to make family gatherings awkward. "Jism" here is clearly Brad's signature branding move—equal parts typo, inside joke, and commitment to never explaining the bit. It's the hoodie equivalent of dropping a punchline and walking away.

This isn't your basic "Live Laugh Love" merch—it's for people who prefer their wardrobe to have a felony-level sense of humor. Limited vibes (some past drops like the ultra-rare Jism Sweater were capped at 30 pieces), so grab it before Brad decides the joke's run its course and pivots to artisanal guitar picks instead.

Support the art, confuse your dry cleaner, and maybe even get a chuckle out of Brad himself if he spots you wearing it at one of his shows. Your move, fashion victim.

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Jism Definition T-Shirt - Black
$30.00

For the scholars in the crowd who need the "official" breakdown. Spoiler: the definition is whatever Brad says it is on any given night. Educational AND offensive—multitasking at its finest.

This isn't your basic "Live Laugh Love" merch—it's for people who prefer their wardrobe to have a felony-level sense of humor. Limited vibes (some past drops like the ultra-rare Jism Sweater were capped at 30 pieces), so grab it before Brad decides the joke's run its course and pivots to artisanal guitar picks instead.

Support the art, confuse your dry cleaner, and maybe even get a chuckle out of Brad himself if he spots you wearing it at one of his shows. Your move, fashion victim.

Property of B.K. Comedy - Black
$45.00
The "safe" option for when you want Brad's logo without leaning too hard into the chaos. Unisex, uncomplicated, and still 100% ready to spark at least one confused "wait, what?" from strangers at the grocery store.

This isn't your basic "Live Laugh Love" merch; it's for people who prefer their wardrobe to have a felony-level sense of humor. Limited vibes, so grab it before Brad decides the joke's run its course and pivots to artisanal guitar picks instead.

Support the art, confuse your dry cleaner, and maybe even get a chuckle out of Brad himself if he spots you wearing it at one of his shows. Your move, fashion victim.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Property of B.K. Comedy Hoodie - White
$45.00

The "safe" option for when you want Brad's logo without leaning too hard into the chaos. Unisex, uncomplicated, and still 100% ready to spark at least one confused "wait, what?" from strangers at the grocery store.

This isn't your basic "Live Laugh Love" merch—it's for people who prefer their wardrobe to have a felony-level sense of humor. Limited vibes (some past drops like the ultra-rare Jism Sweater were capped at 30 pieces), so grab it before Brad decides the joke's run its course and pivots to artisanal guitar picks instead.

Support the art, confuse your dry cleaner, and maybe even get a chuckle out of Brad himself if he spots you wearing it at one of his shows. Your move, fashion victim.